So, Armin Meiwes, the guy who did most of the cannibalistic eating described in Rammstein’s “Mein Teil” has converted to vegetarianism in prison.
[kicks your door in]
YOU ARE DOING YOUR BEST WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCES GIVEN TO YOU AND IF ANYONE TELLS YOU DIFFERENT THEY ARE WRONG YOU ARE DOING GREAT AND I LOVE YOU AND I’M VERY PROUD OF YOU AND I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FAVORITE FOOD [aggressively slams down food container on the table]
Creatures of the night shy away from Halloween. They find it all much too crass.