You need to take the lovely wife to the beach near your hotel tonight right...– The mayor of America’s third largest city, doling out advice to my friend, who works for him and is on his honeymoon. That’s bad for your fucking eyes. (via strawberryslady)
“Girls just wanna have fun. And I just want them to not have fun. That’s how life works.” -mcevoy53
Strangely attracted to Graverobber. Repo!
hannahwolfblood: “Calm the fuck down, bitch.”
Reblog if you think J.K. Rowling is a genius.
siriuslyawesome: bellatrixcrucioyou: PLEASE GET THIS TO 1,000,000 NOTES!
Decided to try out this Tumblr business, because I pretty much creeped my friend Kevin’s and fell in love with it. You should go gander at his, and follow him.